Jay Duckwitz on LinkedIn: Always help the richest amongst us first. Again CEOs got a raise of 16%… (2024)

Great video of a Boeing jet engine on fire. Instead of a golden parachute, morally he deserves a rusty jail cell. HR/BOD incentivized him to put stock price above human life. That is not hyperbole or dark humor. It's called annual objectives and compensation plan.

I would like to help my former EU colleagues with some US travel tips, just for those who may be visiting somewhere in the USA this year. 1. Do not approach wildlife, even large birds will aggressively attack you. 2. At the beach, a seagull will grab your food, right from your hand, please eat accordingly. 3. Do not approach humans in red hats that read "Make America Great Again" as they are unpredictable, and volatile at best. They have no useful information or facts to assist you in your travels.4. Americans are all super duper liberal, therefore all Beaches in the US are now topless, and many have bottomless options as well. So please remove those swimsuits once you are settled on the sand.5. Never order fried food in the south, your stomach enzymes aren't strong enough to fight the grease. It's Italian in the NE, burgers in Cali, sausage gravy down south, and Chicago Pizza in the Midwest. Texas? Tacos.6. Disney, do not waste your time ($$$$ for ages 5-7).7. Seriously: Yosemite, Yellowstone, Tahoe, Mt. Rainier, Mt. Hood,. RMNP, Smokies, N. GA., TN. anywhere, Tampa, Miami)

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One area in which I agree with the HR phonies, is that it takes years to change culture. One full third of employees are so dogmatic, so unimaginative that they truly cannot change one iota. "Damn it we were rewarded for X in the past, it's still X I know it!" they would say. One third of employees will go along with the new culture and do it poorly, and will need to be replaced. These people are primarily the middle and lower managers. One third of the people knew the management was a den of dipsh*ts long before now, and do their job well, for pay. A mercenary brain.Takes years to change the 2/3.

This story shocked me to my core. Are you trying to tell me that republicans both live, and are elected in Vermont? Sounds phony, like my former bosses' carton of Ben & Jerry's 'Schweddy Balls'. Please note, she would eat the ice cream out of the carton just like a dog does. Face first, tongue down, animal noises.

"Jay, are you jiggling your mouse?"... "No boss, I am innocent, or at least not guilty, whichever arbitrary standard you are using today Sir." ..."I know you are jiggling Jay, however you finished all your work, and the work of six others by lunch. Carry On."

Data screams out loud that bosses from the Sacramento CA region, (whom I have written about extensively), are the absolute worst west of the Mississippi River. Congrats to Los Angeles for failing to send in your boss data (shifty slicks).

People in NJ say "I'm in a fricking heat dome." Tough luck bud, but I'm old enough to remember when we called it "summer". It was hot as hell back then too, right around June.

It isn't that Americans are dumber than before, it's the same as it ever was. There is and was a big slice (33%) that was viciously cheated by our Lord in the brains department. The difference is now the dummies have social media as a platform. Their stupidity kept them unheard and impotent before social media, but now they are gloriously stupid, basking in org*smic celebration of MAGA and Q.

Dave is a master of vast understatement, exactly like your boss is. It is proper to use understatement to demonstrate (fake) your "EQ". In reality their understatement's intent is to misdirect and mislead. Like, "that 911 was far from ideal". "Our earnings didn't reach our lofty projections". "Covid vaccines have been somewhat controversial". "Hey, January 6 was a small riot that got a little out of control."You guys don't fool me, but you are vastly understated Douches.

I have been predicting a non-simultaneous retreat to the eleventh century, and these people are using catapults from the fifteenth century presumably against women and children. I claim these weapons were used in the eleventh century. QED.